Hey, whatcha watching?
Oh, you’re a dollar naughtier than most. Shut up and take my money! Really?! But I know you in the future. I cleaned your poop. Hey, whatcha watching?
Come, Comrade Bender! We must take to the streets! And remember, don’t do anything that affects anything, unless it turns out you were supposed to, in which case, for the love of God, don’t not do it! Hello Morbo, how’s the family?
We need rest. The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised.
Well, let’s just dump it in the sewer and say we delivered it. Hey, whatcha watching? Whoa a real live robot; or is that some kind of cheesy New Year’s costume? Really?!
- Oh God, what have I done?
- Daylight and everything.
- No! The kind with looting and maybe starting a few fires!
Nay, I respect and admire Harold Zoid too much to beat him to death with his own Oscar.
Ok, we’ll go deliver this crate like professionals, and then we’ll go ride the bumper cars. I didn’t ask for a completely reasonable excuse! I asked you to get busy! I’ve been there. My folks were always on me to groom myself and wear underpants. What am I, the pope?
- We need rest. The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised.
- Oh, but you can. But you may have to metaphorically make a deal with the devil. And by “devil”, I mean Robot Devil. And by “metaphorically”, I mean get your coat.
- I’m Santa Claus!
